I think I know that I'm grounded
I think I know I'm from Tennessee
I think I know I don't like peppers
I think I know that my heart broke at 18
I think I know my mom was a teacher
I think I know people use you for kicks
I think I know that's it's so hard to reach her
I think I know that I'm used to her tricks

I hurt a lot in my 33 years
But there's only one objective truth, yeah

I'm I lesbian
I'm I lesbian
I'm I lesbian
And I ate my best friend out in a bathroom

I think I know that I love the 80's
I think I know I wear my hair in a bun
I think I know that my best friend is Katie
I know I know I ate her out in the bathroom

There's nothing you can count on in this world
But the one thing is that I ate Katie out

I'm I lesbian
I'm I lesbian
I'm I lesbian
And I ate my best friend out in a bathroom
I'm I lesbian
I'm I lesbian
I'm I lesbian
And I ate my best friend out in a bathroom

I think I know Katie says that I'm lying
I think I know she confirms all my fears
I think I know that they laugh when I'm crying
But I know the truth and this is the truth

I'm I lesbian
I'm I lesbian
I'm I lesbian
And I ate my best friend out in a bathroom
I'm I lesbian
I'm I lesbian
I'm I lesbian
And I ate my best friend out in a bathroom

Ate my best friend out in a bathroom