E A B7


[Verse 1]
E                          A
Got off late was trying to get off early
B                        E
Old lady at the lot just flipped me the birdie
                   A
I Got pulled over 'cause I was in a hurry
     B                                     E
Well thanks a lot, officer, good day, just great


[Verse 2]
            A
And now I'm later than I was
    B                          E          A
And all I really wanted was to catch me a buzz
E                       A
I finally got there but somebody's in my chair
B
I'm doing my best trying not swear but


[Chorus]
E       A     B
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
E
Why the hell not say what I'm thinking?
 A                       B
'Cause when I'm drinking it's hard to stop once I start
         E              A
Like the guy next to me talking off my ear
               B               E
Thought I just came in here to have a cold beer
                A         B
But guess what? It's not, it's hot
E       A     B
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

[Break]
E A B

[Verse 3]
        E                    A
Well my ex walks in with her new boyfriend
    B                          E     A
And let's just say it wasn't a happy ending
  E                     A
I take it as a sign for me to leave
      B7
But I can't find my keys, jeez


[Chorus]
E       A     B
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
E
Why the hell not say what I'm thinking?
A                        B
'Cause when I'm drinking it's hard to stop once I start
         E              A
Like the guy next to me talking off my ear
               B               E
Thought I just came in here to have a cold beer
                A                    B
And unwind till closing time till my cards decline

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot


[Instrumental]
E A B
E A B A

[Verse 4]
               B           A
I walk outside to my truck

The keys were locked inside
B
Just my luck

What the—


[Chorus]
E       A     B
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
E
Why the hell not say what I'm thinking?
A                       B
'Cause when I'm drinking it's hard to stop once I start
         E              A
Like the guy next to me talking off my ear
               B               E
Thought I just came in here to have a cold beer
                A         B
But guess what? It's not, it's hot
                      E A B
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
                      E A B
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
              E
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot