D    D7             Em
Hey Polly, are you coming to the show?
            A7                               D  D7
There’s a band on that I know I think you’ll love
           G               A7
They have got a song that goes
          D                 G
“I’m a wolf in kitten’s clothes”
        Em                 A7                  D   A7
And hey Polly, there’s something you should know
    D  D7                   Em
Last summer when we were lying on the bed
            A7                                D  D7
All the things we should’ve said I’ll say today
         G               A7
Half a girl and half a boy
          D             G
With a whole world to enjoy
      Em               A7          D   D7
Hey Polly – it’s so stupid we’re afraid
                 Em
Cos I’m not who you think I am
        F#                        G             A7
I’m a loose bitch passing as a straight-laced man

[Instrumental]
D D7 Em A7 D D7
            Em
You’re not who you say you are
           F#                     G        A7
You're A Butch Prick Suffocated Big Gay Star
D    D7             Em
Hey Polly, are you coming to the show?
            A7                               D  D7
There’s a band on that I know I think you’ll love
           G               A7
They have got a song that goes
          D                 G
“I’m a wolf in kitten’s clothes”
        Em                 A7           D   
So hey POLLY, get your claws round here today