Too many boys are up to no good. Too many boys don't do as they should.

Chorus
Lay down in a cemetery. Girls are nice but they look scary.
We'll be here forever more.

Too many boys are sloppy kissers. Too many boys forget to call.

(Chorus)

Too many boys are up to no good. Too many boys don't do as they should.

(Chorus)

Too many boys are sloppy kissers. Too many boys don't listen to Flipper.