G 
Ladies and gentlemen
                   C
There is a good service on all underground lines
     G                                 C
I'm 35 hours, 2 trains and 2 planes away
        Em                            C              G      D
And if one more person looks through me I could disappear
Em                    C                         G       D
It could be sweet release, but I don't want to cry, not here

   G
Oh ladies and gentlemen
                   C
Keep your luggage with you at all times
    G                           C
I'm 35 hours and 3 bad movies away
        Em                        C                              G     D
And if one more person coughs on me I'm gonna punch them in the face
Em                 C                   G            D
Well no not really, I'll just hold my breath like always

G      C          G     C
So long, so far away [x2]

G
Ladies and gentlemen
                 C
Mind the gap between what I say and how I act
    G                                     C
I'm 36 bad thoughts and 3 glad thoughts away
Em                     C                      G       D
I wish, I wish, I wish I wasn't travelling alone
Em               C                  G      D
The worst part is I can't leave myself at home

G      C          G     C
So long, so far away [x2]

Em                              C                        G
I know what I want and I know when I want it, I want it now [x4]

G      C          G     C
So long, so far away [x2]