Please welcome the new kid
He's young and impatient
He's holding his hands up
Spot that lies vacant

He's brought us a new song
To share out between us
To pick at like ravens
Don't think he's seen us

Let's hope he is our type
Or turn him into one
Oh, long live the new kid
Till we find a new one

Oh, please, do come this way
We saved you a seat, there was nothing to pay
And no, we
We will not let you down
Let's get those feet off the ground

Please welcome the new guy
He's hoping to stay here
Let's see what the kids think
Nothing is free, dear

He'll tell us a story
We'll cry like we mean it
The new guy is broken
Pretend you ain't seen it

What wonders the youth bring
The hope and unreason
Please welcome the new guy
The whore of the season

Oh, please, do come this way
We saved you a seat, there was nothing to pay
And no, we
We will not let you down
Let's get those feet off the ground

Let's get those feet off the ground