Do you still hang 'round that old bar
With the same three friends from high school?
Do you still drive in your mom's car?
Does she know that you turned out, you turned out so cruel?
Sometimes I look at your pictures
But not because I'm still in love
I see you holdin' that liquor, mm
What a pity, what a damn shame that I didn't end up with that man's last name

I used to want that so bad, mm
Now I look back and I laugh

Thank God that I didn't do it for you
Fuck your shitty songs and your cheap suits
Hate that we sleep under the same Moon
And thank God that you left me alone when you did
'Cause I'm hotter, baby, I'm the shit
Babe, I learned you aren't the Sun
Thank God I'm not the one

Are you still calling your daddy
So he can say you're an angel
I don't think you'll ever be happy, no
'Cause you're miserable and sad, bunch of bodies that you gotta hide
Baby, tell me why

I used to want that so bad, mm
Now I look back and I laugh

Thank God that I didn't do it for you
Fuck your shitty songs and your cheap suits
Hate that we sleep under the same Moon
And thank God that you left me alone when you did
'Cause I'm hotter, baby, I'm the shit
Babe, I learned you aren't the Sun
Thank God I'm not the one

(Thank God I'm not the one)
(Thank God I'm not the one)

Thank God that I didn't do it for you
Fuck your shitty songs and your cheap suits
Hate that we sleep under the same Moon
And thank God that you left me alone when you did
'Cause I'm hotter, baby, I'm the shit
Babe, I learned you aren't the Sun
Thank God I'm not the one