(intro 4x) Cm Cm/Bb   AbmAJ7      G

(verse 1)
Cm                Cm/Bb                  AbmAJ7      G
Midnight at the glamor show on a Sunday Night
Cm          Cm/Bb       AbmAJ7      G
Everybody drink alotta whiskey and wine
         Cm                Cm/Bb            AbmAJ7     G
We dance like no tomorrow we're on burlesque time
       Cm                                                   G
But everybody's gotta work tomorrow at nine

(pre-chorus)
Ab                                        Fm
Touch me t-touch me baby, but don't mess up my hair
Ab                                           G
Love me l-love me crazy, but don't get too attached, this is a brink affair

(chorus)
Cm    Cm/Bb          AbmAJ7     G
Vanity (pictures in magazines, movie screens)
Cm       Cm/Bb             AbmAJ7       G
Vanity (there is a camera, so many beauty queens)
Cm      Cm/Bb     AbmAJ7      G
Vanity (it's so good to be)
Cm  Cm/Bb AbmAJ7    G  Fm  Cm/Eb  G/D G
Popular and glamorous, we love ourselves and no one else
Bb Cm    Eb    Bb  Cm  G/D     Bb   Cm  Eb           Cm  G
Va-va-va-va-vanity va-vanity,                          va-va-va-vanity

(verse 2)
Cm                Cm/Bb             AbmAJ7      G
Nothin' wrong with being just a little bit vain
Cm                Cm/Bb                  AbmAJ7      G
We need a little pretty cuz this country's insane
Cm                Cm/Bb                  AbmAJ7      G
So go ahead and label me whatever you like
G
But nothings quite as sexy as a woman is fine

(pre-chorus)
Ab                                        Fm
Touch me t-touch me baby, but don't mess up my hair
Ab                                           G
Love me l-love me crazy, but don't get too attached, this is a brink affair

(chorus)
Cm    Cm/Bb           AbmAJ7     G
Vanity (pictures in magazines, movie screens)
Cm       Cm/Bb             AbmAJ7       G
Vanity (there is a camera, so many beauty queens)
Cm      Cm/Bb     AbmAJ7      G
Vanity (it's so good to be)
Cm  Cm/Bb AbmAJ7    G  Fm  Cm/Eb  G/D   G
Popular and glamorous, we love ourselves and no one else

(bridge)
Cm
Look at me (watcha lookin' at)
Cm
Look at me (watcha starin' at)
Cm
Look at me (watcha lookin' at)
Cm
Look at me (watcha starin'at)

(verse 3)
Cm       Cm/Bb             AbmAJ7       G
I'm com' around, I'm sippin' on Andre, it's time
Cm       Cm/Bb             AbmAJ7       G
I heard the cutie's in the back, start in the p-party line
Cm       Cm/Bb             AbmAJ7     G
Let's dance (quick round) we're in the vanity house
G
We'll cover the secrets, diamonds, we're happy cuz we're shinin'

(pre-chorus)
Ab                                        Fm
Touch me t-touch me baby, but don't mess up my hair
Ab                                           G
Love me l-love me crazy, but don't get too attached, this is a brink affair

(chorus 2x)
Cm    Cm/Bb           AbmAJ7      G
Vanity (pictures in magazines, movie screens)
Cm       Cm/Bb            AbmAJ7        G
Vanity (there is a camera, so many beauty queens)
Cm      Cm/Bb     AbmAJ7      G
Vanity (it's so good to be)
Cm  Cm/Bb AbmAJ7    G  Fm  Cm/Eb  G/D    G
Popular and glamorous, we love ourselves and no one else