Ab
He's a tall drink of gin
       Db
With a world-weary grin
       Ab                        Db
And he always says just what he means
     Ab
Even as he draws you nearer
         Db
Sees himself in the mirror
              Ab                   Db
I think, "How did he get in those jeans?"
      Ab    Db   Ab   Db
Yeah, yeah


[Verse 2]
           Ab
You know I met him at a distance
   Db
Required no assistance
   Ab                     Db
To want to make Bobby my own
         Ab
Then he opened up his mouth
       Db
Things quickly went south
            Ab               Db
Now, how do I make Bobby go home?
       Ab
Yeah, yeah


[Chorus]
            Db           Ab
And now you get to be excused
           Db         Ab
Of all the childish abuse
    Db               Fm
But I still stand accused
            Eb                  Ab
You know it doesn't even matter now


[Verse 3]
   Ab
Although I may be shameless
     Db
This time I know I'm blameless
        Ab                   Db
Yet somehow I'm still on the hook
               Ab
'Cause when a breakup's on the table
           Db
The lady's always called "unstable"
            Ab               Db
So don't go givin' me that look
       Ab
Yeah, yeah


[Chorus]
            Db           Ab
And now you get to be excused
           Db         Ab
Of all the childish abuse
    Db             Ab
But I still stand accused


[Bridge]
                            Db
I really thought that I had learned the game
Ab                     Db
You were my four-leaf clover
Ab                         Db
You make a move and then I do the same
              Ab                  Db
I should have taken it much, much slower
               Eb                   Ab
It should have ended before it was over


[Chorus]
            Db          Ab
And now you get to be excused
           Db        Ab
Of all the childish abuse
    Db              Ab
But I still stand accused
            Db          Ab
And now you get to be excused
            Db        Ab
Of all the childish abuse
    Db              Fm
But I still stand accused
            Eb                  Ab
You know it doesn't even matter now