Entertaining your wives at the office balls
Answering all your phone calls
I will fix you a drink make a little speech
Still always out reach

Philanthrophist are misanthropes
Nuns where nothing under the ropes
Father gave me advice, mother bought my shoes
Screw this modern modern who am i blues

I do my own hairdo-o-oo

Look AT the view words can never tell
World is so huge and so is hell
You believe good deads lead to afterlife
If that's so pass me that knife

I do my own hairdo-o-oo