D A D G A

           D
You’re the nicest person,
      Dm
That I’ve ever met.
      G
Even though we live so far apart,
    A#                 A       D
Oh, I’m so glad we’ve kept in touch!
            F
But now I’m out of touch...
         E
Can you fill me in, dear friend?


…Oh

    A       Em
Now is that so?
A           Em             D
Seems that life’s got you low.
                      E
Well, take a tip from me...

        A
If they bringing you down,
                  B
well don’t hang around!
Bm              C#   D
Put them in the garbage!

            A
If they’re making you blue,

you know what to do!
Bm              C#   D
Put them in the garbage!

           A
If they’re busting the tires,
        F#        Bm
on your brand new bike
Bm              C#   D   F#m
Put them in the garbage!

           A
If they’re brambles and thorns,

on your nice long hike
Bm              C#   D
Put them in the garbage!

  E                   A
           or
A|-7-----------------------------|
E|----7--9-----------------------|
C|----------9--11--6--9----------|
G|-------------------------------|
G  A  R   B   A  G  E

                    B
Oh, put them in the garbage!
 D
(cuz they’re trash)

  E                 A
           or
A|-7-----------------------------|
E|----7--9-----------------------|
C|----------9--11--6--9----------|
G|-------------------------------|
G  A  R   B   A  G  E

                     B7
Oh, put them in the garbage!
 D
(cuz they’re trash)

[Outro]
A B D
A B D
A C#7 F#m B D
G E A
Bm