Eb                                             Cm
When you say Black Sabbath was better with Ronnie James Dio
Eb                             Bb
I have gotta ask if you're for real?
          Eb                                  Cm
Well, I'd like to teach the world to sing but I'd be out of a job
            Eb                                 Bb
If rock's a popularity contest I'll stick with pop

[Chorus]
       Ab         Eb           Cm                     Bb
'Cause this is my car, and not where the strings fade up
Ab              Bb          Eb           Ab
Classic country wasn't multitracked in '61
Ab              Bb         Cm              Bb
I'll agree with you 'cause I can read your lips
       Ab               Bb           Eb        Ab
We can share a sentence without ever finishing it
Ab               Bb          Eb Bb7
Life would be so grand, woo!

[Verse 2]
Eb                                    Cm
There are more than two paths you can take
Eb                               Bb
X amount of flour doesn't bake a cake
Eb                           Cm
Less is more especially on repeat
    Eb                                  Bb
The music's kinda sad but that's a good beat

[Chorus]
       Ab         Eb           Cm                     Bb
'Cause this is my car, and not where the strings fade up
Ab              Bb          Eb           Ab
Classic country wasn't multitracked in '61
Ab              Bb         Cm              Bb
I'll agree with you 'cause I can read your lips
       Ab               Bb           Eb        Ab
We can share a sentence without ever finishing it
Ab               Bb          Eb
Life would be so grand, woo!
Ab               Bb       Eb
It'll be so grand, woooo!
Ab               Bb          Eb
Life would be so grand, woo!