C5  D5  Eb5  D5  C5  Eb5  Db5
Dirty houses, dirty sheets
C5  D5  Eb5  D5  F5  Db5
Wonderbra and unclean feet
Cm       Eb       D        Db
Happened once and happened twice
Cm   Eb    Fm
I wanted a slice of you

Cm       Eb        D
  Female guilt is a fast swimmer
Cm        Eb     D
  I wanna be the only winner
Cm        Eb  Fm
   Of your body
               Cm    Eb        D
Let's skip the pretences of dinner

Cm  Bb  Fm
       True love
Cm  Bb  Fm
       Isn't
Cm  Bb  Fm
       Enough
Cm  Bb    Fm
       For us
Bb      Cm         Fm
   True love isn't found like this
Bb          Cm      Fm
   I should think before I kiss
Cm  Eb            Fm9           Cm     Eb  Fm
   Frogs who will never become princes

Cm   Eb         D       Db
Fantasies, they keep me dry
Cm    Eb    D       Db
Apple of my daddy's eye
Cm        Eb      D     Db
Taught me sex was a bad thing
Cm      Eb  Fm
Gave me deviant longing

Cm        Eb               D
   Female guilt, it grabs you by the balls
Cm          Eb                 D
   It flies and it runs and it dances and crawls
Cm        Eb      Fm              Cm  Eb  Fm
   Let us make-believe we have it all

Cm  Bb  Fm
       True love
Cm  Bb  Fm
       Isn't
Cm  Bb  Fm
       Enough
Cm  Bb  Fm
       For us
Bb      Cm         Fm
   True love isn't found like this
Bb          Cm      Fm
   I should think before I kiss
Cm  Eb            Fm           Cm     Eb  Fm
   Frogs who will never become princes, yeah
 Cm  Bb  Fm
Princes yeah

Cm  Bb   Fm
       True love
Cm  Bb  Fm
       Isn't
Cm  Bb     Fm
       For us
Bb      Cm         Fm
   True love isn't found like this
Bb          Cm      Fm
   I should think before I kiss
Cm  Eb            Fm               Cm
   Frogs who will never become prince's