Gm
in college i spent all my days, my back my shoulders thighs
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exposed in most material ways, to make it through the night
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i tried protection but did it stay on well it didn't that is
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why i've got to lug around this fleshy 9 month whorish crown
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the father, jacob, jason, or dean who knows who is the face
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who is the man who planted the seed inside below my waist

i'm trying to eat healthy this baby has some picky taste
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you probably would like to know the 1, 2, 3, 4
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5 ways that i'll reach around this fuckin instrument without
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a second chance to write this song about the man who put his dong

inside of me why cant i see the face that's looking longingly
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up at the eyes who can not cry a-bout the child that is a
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lie straight to the face of mom who thought i had it with a blonde
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with christian morals, and the fix but it's from anonymous dick

i pushed it out and with a pout i looked at her face short and stout
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i couldnt recognize the eyes the baby had im freaking out

[Chorus]
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i squeezed out the baby, was it tyler, mark, or brady
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man, my memory is hazy of the man who
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helped me make this creature, did i have it with my teacher?
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then a-gain he's just some scholar guy that i   blew

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[Verse]
Gm
in college i spent all my days, my back my shoulders thighs
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exposed in most material ways, to make it through the night

i tried protection but did it stay on well it didn't that is
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why i've got to lug around this 1, 2, 3, 4,
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5 year old that still, i hold she has brown hair and eyes of gold

and i still dont identify the man that gave her amber eyes

so now i scan for though the man's anonymous, i have a plan
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cuz DNA will not decay i'll test her spit to find out
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who and where the father is, who gave me children with his jizz
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who came and went no money spent on child support to pay my rent

results came back, my jaw is slacked he banged me in his cadillac
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the man dented my can he was no other than this rich fuck jack

[Chorus]
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i squeezed out the baby jack's the father, this is crazy
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man that fuck was pretty lazy on his own part
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so the man who gave me this illegitimate baby
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changed my whole life, baby gravy from his bleeding heart