That’s it, you beat the game
All those minutes seemed to fly
Did you think of
All the bad guys you made cry?
(No remorse)

We will miss you
Dear player
Blah blah something I can’t rhyme
For realsies you couch potato
Thanks for all your time (thanks for your time)

Yeah, you really showed ‘em
From beefy hunks to little squirts
Nothing marks a badass like
Kicking things in a skirt
(Or shorts)

We will miss you
Dear player
Blah blah something I can’t rhyme
For realsies you couch potato
Thanks for all your time (thanks for your time)

Where are all the parents during
Such violent escapades?
(Where were they?)
Who gives brass knuckles
To a teen girl anyway?
(Yeah, who does that?)

For realsies you couch potato
Thanks for all your time (thanks for your time)