My mom said "I believe in God."
So I told her I was an Athiest
The next day, I went to church just to
Piss off some Satanist

I only hang at the coffee shop (x2)
Please pay attention to me

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I want to believe in what you don't
It gives me something to do
I am all about proving myself
I have nothing to do

I am a Democrat except to my dad
I hate dogs but only when there's cats
I will never be able to make up my mind
A solid opinion is a tough thing to find

I can recite facts from various books (x2)
Please pay attention to me

I want to believe in what you don't
I wanted something to prove
I wanted to feel somehow better than you
I have nothing to do

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