C                         A 
Since all her friends has got one 
D 
My wife is a ntin ne too 
G7 
A fur coat - 
                C 
And there ain nuthin lse gonna do. 
 
C                    A 
Said she look real classy, 
D 
Make me proud her 
G7 
If run down to the store 
    C 
And buy her a fur. 
 
Well, she put me t hinkin ow that I 
Was gonna swing that kinda deal 
She knows we can afford nuthin ike that 
And I too afraid t teal! 
 
But the problem finally solved itself 
Like a bolt out of the blue 
It just jumped right out in front of me 
On highway twenty-two 
 
That big ol erman shepard 
My car he didn see 
He went to dog heaven 
Left his hide there for me. 
 
For six weeks in the basement 
I worked on it every night 
It was trial and error 
But I finally got it right 
 
I put it in a Captain Crunch box 
Carried it upstairs to her 
She french kissed me 
When she seen her fur 
 
Now she got that fuzzy fur coat 
Reaches all the way down to her knees 
She been complainin ately 
Says her closet plumb full of fleas 
 
She don know old Fido 
Is wrapped around her tight 
She puttin n the dog 
When she goes out at night 
 
Yeah, She don know old Fido 
Is wrapped around her tight 
She really puttin n the dog 
When she goes out at night 
 
She been real depressed 
Since I backed out over the cat 
I believe she gonna smile real big 
When I show her that new fur hat!