Ebm
Once upon a time in a land far away
Ebm
There lived a little boy and he drank all day
Ebm
Friends called him stupid and his brothers called him gay
Ebm
He downed another bottle 'til the pain went away

[Pre-Chorus]
Ebm
Whiskey was his friend

He didn't have another
B
Vicodin his vice
Abm
His real and only lover
Ebm
Smoked a pack or two

It never was a problem
B
Popped a pill or two
Abm                              
They really made him blossom

[Chorus]
Ebm
Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip
B
And a trip, and a trip, and a trip
Abm
And I'm like
Ebm
when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch
B                             Abm
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit

[Verse 2]
Ebm
Once upon a time in a land far away
Ebm
There lived a little boy and he cried all day
Ebm
Playboy bunny magazines would never get him laid
Ebm
He downed another bottle 'til the pain went away

[Pre-Chorus]
Ebm
Whiskey was his friend

He didn't have another
B
Vicodin his vice
Abm
His real and only lover
Ebm
Smoked a pack or two

It never was a problem
B
Popped a pill or two
Abm                              
They really made him blossom

[Chorus] (x2)
Ebm
Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip
B
And a trip, and a trip, and a trip
Abm
And I'm like
Ebm
When you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch
B                             Abm
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit

[Bridge]
               Ebm
Everybody gets high
                   B  Abm
why the hell can't I
               Ebm
Everybody gets high
                   B  Abm
why the hell can't I

[Chorus]
Ebm
Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip
B
And a trip, and a trip, and a trip
Abm
And I'm like
Ebm
When you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch
B                             Abm
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit

[Bridge]
               Ebm
Everybody gets high
                   B  Abm
why the hell can't I
               Ebm
Everybody gets high
                   B Abm Ebm
why the hell can't I