'Cause I'm a mean drunk and I cheat at pool
I let Jim beam tell me what to do
And I'm totally uninterested in you
You can buy me a drink if we don't have to talk
You could take me home but I'd rather walk

'Cause I'm a mean drunk from the inside out
My guitar is the only thing I'm about
And I've got news for you if you want to take me out
You can open my doors if you think it's a start
You might make me smile but you won't get my heart no