Sorry, I can't go to work today, I have a cat on my lap
(Well, you're fired)
That's okay, I have a cat on my lap

(Wanna go for a walk?)
I have a cat on my lap
(Wanna go on a date?)
There's a cat on my lap
(The house is on fire!)
I have a cat on my lap
(We have to run!)
As previously stated
I'm in-cat-pacitated

Oh, and it left
It's gone
Bye