F#7 B7 F#7 B7 [Verse 1] F#7 B7 It seems we're headed for a total breakdown F#7 C#7 It keeps on getting harder to connect B7 A If this is not a war between the sexes G#7 C#7 Well then some kind of hex is in effect F#7 B7 The ones we used to call the happy couple F#7 C#7 Have given up on romance altogether B7 A How that perfect one could come undone G#7 C#7 Looks like love's in for a run of nasty weather [Chorus 1] B7 F#7 Lines are down, streets are redded B7 F#7 Pipes cracked, apartments gutted B7 E A The tough are gettin' goin', 'cause the goin's gettin' tough D C#7 Everybody's breakin' up [Guitar break] F#7 B7 F#7 B7 [Verse 2] F#7 B7 It seems we've come upon some kind of impasse F#7 C#7 C#7 C7 An ending to this fractured fairy tale B7 A What once upon a time were little home sweet homes G#7 C#7 C#7 C7 Are now just houses up for sale [Chorus 2] B7 F#7 Streets ahush, a grim reminder B7 F#7 No lovers laughter, no organ grinder B7 E A D He's out of work, the monkey run off with the cup C#7 F#7 everybody's breakin' up [Chorus 3] B7 F#7 Seven year itch, or mid-life crisis B7 F#7 We're comin' unhitched, goin' back to old vices B7 E A D The tough are gettin' goin' cause the goin's gettin' tough C#7 F#7 Everybody's breakin' up B7 E A D The tough are gettin' goin' cause the goin's gettin' tough C#7 F#7 B7 Everybody's breakin' up