Crispy! Tasty! Nasty!
Spicy and dry
Nutritious! Delicious! Nectarous!
Sweet delight
Salty! Ethnic! Proteinic!
With phenylalanine
Mellow! Feeding! Refreshing!
Enhancing your feline

Chicken power pet's desire
Make your Kitty become
A bloodthirsty nightcrawler of doom
With the heavy meta

Kibbles Kibbles
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!

Taurine! Heroin! Urine!
And a pinch of salt
Rat sauce! Mouse sauce! Mao sauce!
To feed the revolt

Strong and nutrient, taste of Nutria
Let your Stinky become
A cobold dragon slayer with fire resistance +10
With the heavy meow-tal

Kibbles Kibbles
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!

Blaze of catnip, iron pic-nic
Make your "Mittens" drive your car
He will also wash your clothes
Take you out to pee in the park!

Kibbles Kibbles
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!