D G D G
[Verse: Nanowar of Steel]
D
I am drowning in a sea of desperation
And I sing a prayer to my Lord
Away from hope and systembolaget
And I sing a prayer to my Lord
G D
I pray, I pray, yes I pray to my Lord!
D A
I was down on my knees
D A
Permafrost on my feet
Bm G A D
I was begging in tears my holy Lord - Odin
[Instrumental]
D G x4
D
[Verse]
D
Hear our prayer, philantropic Odin
Guitar tech of Amon Amarth
Viking-friendly, Slayer of the Giants
Guitar tech of Hammerfall as well
G D A D
For the plunder and the rape we sing to you Valhalleluja
G D A D
For the chopping of the heads we praise you Odin, our Lord
G D A D
For Normandy, Britannia, Greenland, Scandinavia sing Valhalleluja
G D A
But for Nicaragua, Azerbaijan we don't sing at all...
D
We don’t know where they are!
G
Valhalleluja!
D G
Valhalleluja!
D G
Valhalleluja!
D G
Valhalleluja!
[Instrumental]
D
[Bridge]
D
(Shema Yiggrdasil) שְׁמַע יגְדרַשְׂאִל
(Shema Yiggrdasil) שְׁמַע יגְדרַשְׂאִל
A#
(Odinai Eloheinu) אוֹדינַי אֵלוהֵינוּ
A
(Odinai Ehad) אוֹדינַי אֶחַד
[Verse: Angus McFife]
Dm
Hear my voice this is Odin calling you
F Am
Times have changed, I'm a gentlegod
Dm
No more war just design of furniture
F A
Master of IKEA
Dm
Just like Jesus I'm a carpenter
F Am
Forging shelves with the hammer of Thor
Dm
Gloria patri furnituribus
F Am
In nomine IKEA!
A# F C F
For the BEDDINGE and the KIVIK sing with me Valhalleluja
A# F C F
For the wooden TV bench with storage space and paper foil
A# F C F
For the pencils and the horse-meatballs we sing Valhalleluja
A# F C
The ergonomics and the quality of your chairs
D
Are second to none
[Chorus]
D G
Valhalleluja!
D G
Valhalleluja!
D G
Valhalleluja!
D G
Valhalleluja!
[Solo]
D G D A x2
G D A D x2
[Bridge 2: Nanowar of Steel]
D
Our Father Odin
Who art in IKEA
We understood your message
We are here to worship your creation
Please listen our prayer
D
VITTSJÖ - Everybody
VITTSJÖ - All together
Laptop stand, black-brown, tempered glass
Pray for the comfort
KNOPPARP - Ora pro nobis
KNOPPARP - Ora pro nobis
Small sofa with a big heart and a perfect fit
BESTÅ TV - Ora pro nobis
BESTÅ TV - Ora pro nobis
Bench with doors, black-brown, grey-green
SA TTUM - Ora pro nobis
SA TTUM - Ora pro nobis
A
Upholstered bed frame, Knisa light grey
Knisa light grey is better than Sasha Gray
[Chorus]
D G
Valhalleluja
D G
Valhalleluja
D G
Valhalleluja
D G
Valhalleluja
A G
Gloria, gloria
D
Let us pray to Odin our Lord
D G
Valhalleluja
D G
Valhalleluja
D G
Valhalleluja
D G
Valhalleluja
A G
Falegn-amen
D
Let us pray to Odin our Lord
G D
Let us pray to Odin our Lord
G D
Let us pray to Odin our Lord
G D
A - men