B C# D F# In a land where the stench will never go away B C# G F# An atmosphere of filth clouds the light of the day B C# Condemned to rule this land D F# By and oath forced to be sworn B C# One stands above the rest G F# Prince of a land forlorn [Pre-Chorus 1] B Prince of the Land of Stench B Prince of the Land of Stench (Aaaggh!) B Prince of the Land of Stench B Prince of the Land of Stench [Chorus] B G A B I will infect you with a curse B A F# B Immerse you in the bog of stench headfirst B G A My land will leave you drenched B I am Prince of the Land of Stench B G A B And growing old you'll see me laugh B A F# B While pointing grizzled amber staff B G A B. My thirst for power you will quench... [Verse 2] B The streets are lined F# B With a mixture of feces and gore B The prince is still not satisfied F# B He's calling out for more! B From open windows F# B Cradles will be snatched B From the cliffside down to the boiling sea F# B Infants shall be cast! B Wading through mounds of smoldering limbs F# B# His highness closes in with a smoldering grin B Watch his steps well with an anticipating eye F# B For the moment they stop is the moment you die! B Gleefully destroying as he covers you in slime F# B Snaps off your neck to make a crapper B Fecal party's a good time! B Your skin is toilet paper and he'll use your bile as lube F# B Next thing you know you're oozing shit like a toothpaste tube! B While they all take turn violating your orifi F# The king and his men crack jokes and high five B Snapping and popping and squelching are the sounds F# B That your insides make as they're passed around! (Aaaaaaaaaaaaaggghhhh!) [Bridge] B G A (x8) [Pre-Chorus 2] x2 B C# D C# Bend before my will! B C# D C# You have no hope, no chance to stay alive B So fucking... break! B Beneath my stench! B Suffocate! [Chorus] B ...I am Prince of the Land of Stench [Sarah] Ugh! What is this? [Hoggle] The bog of eternal stench! (Ow!) [Verse 3] E Eb You take a look around and realize that something is not quite right E You take a whiff and then you realize your god forsaken plight Eb You are trapped in a small room with the Prince of the Land of Stench now E And you are left to wonder what you've done to deserve this and how E Eb You're going to die (with excruciating pain) E This is the end Eb And you begin to cry Why?! C But there is no reason known to man B You're just another component of the prince's private plan C As the blade sinks deeper into your gut B You realize you're nothing but someone else's smut! [Pre-Chorus 3] B C# D F# In a land where the stench will always remain B C# G F# There lives a prince who will never refrain B C# D F# From dealing forth the damage of a mind warped into filth B C# D F# By a tenure in a land with a stench so vile he has no choice but kill!