B C# D F#
In a land where the stench will never go away
B C# G F#
An atmosphere of filth clouds the light of the day
B C#
Condemned to rule this land
D F#
By and oath forced to be sworn
B C#
One stands above the rest
G F#
Prince of a land forlorn
[Pre-Chorus 1]
B
Prince of the Land of Stench
B
Prince of the Land of Stench (Aaaggh!)
B
Prince of the Land of Stench
B
Prince of the Land of Stench
[Chorus]
B G A B
I will infect you with a curse
B A F# B
Immerse you in the bog of stench headfirst
B G A
My land will leave you drenched
B
I am Prince of the Land of Stench
B G A B
And growing old you'll see me laugh
B A F# B
While pointing grizzled amber staff
B G A B.
My thirst for power you will quench...
[Verse 2]
B
The streets are lined
F# B
With a mixture of feces and gore
B
The prince is still not satisfied
F# B
He's calling out for more!
B
From open windows
F# B
Cradles will be snatched
B
From the cliffside down to the boiling sea
F# B
Infants shall be cast!
B
Wading through mounds of smoldering limbs
F# B#
His highness closes in with a smoldering grin
B
Watch his steps well with an anticipating eye
F# B
For the moment they stop is the moment you die!
B
Gleefully destroying as he covers you in slime
F# B
Snaps off your neck to make a crapper
B
Fecal party's a good time!
B
Your skin is toilet paper and he'll use your bile as lube
F# B
Next thing you know you're oozing shit like a toothpaste tube!
B
While they all take turn violating your orifi
F#
The king and his men crack jokes and high five
B
Snapping and popping and squelching are the sounds
F# B
That your insides make as they're passed around!
(Aaaaaaaaaaaaaggghhhh!)
[Bridge]
B G A (x8)
[Pre-Chorus 2] x2
B C# D C#
Bend before my will!
B C# D C#
You have no hope, no chance to stay alive
B
So fucking... break!
B
Beneath my stench!
B
Suffocate!
[Chorus]
B
...I am Prince of the Land of Stench
[Sarah]
Ugh! What is this?
[Hoggle]
The bog of eternal stench!
(Ow!)
[Verse 3]
E Eb
You take a look around and realize that something is not quite right
E
You take a whiff and then you realize your god forsaken plight
Eb
You are trapped in a small room with the Prince of the Land of Stench now
E
And you are left to wonder what you've done to deserve this and how
E Eb
You're going to die
(with excruciating pain)
E
This is the end
Eb
And you begin to cry
Why?!
C
But there is no reason known to man
B
You're just another component of the prince's private plan
C
As the blade sinks deeper into your gut
B
You realize you're nothing but someone else's smut!
[Pre-Chorus 3]
B C# D F#
In a land where the stench will always remain
B C# G F#
There lives a prince who will never refrain
B C# D F#
From dealing forth the damage of a mind warped into filth
B C# D F#
By a tenure in a land with a stench so vile he has no choice but kill!