G                                     Cm
Heidi, there are things you couldn't possibly know
        C                 G
It's a race of angels, a line in the snow
G                       Cm
A flame in the dark, a prayer to Saint Jude
C
He's the patron saint of nothingness
         G
There's nothing he can do

[Bridge]

          Em7    D      C
'Cause it's out of his hands
          Em7    D      C
He's not a god, no he is merely a man
           Am7              D     Am7           D
And so I'm telling everybody, "I will not come undone"
     Am7        D        Am7              D7
But being so superior is just no fuckin' fun, no!

[Chorus]

F           C               G    Gsus2
If I had a gun, I think I'm able
F           C               G     Gsus2
If I had a gun, I'd know what to do
F           C               G
If I had a gun, I would be perfectly unstable
     Em                                   A
Well nothing really changes, then, that's true
   Am                                    D
Oh Heidi, I am many things, but I thank God I'm not like you

[Verse]

       G          Gsus2
'Cause kids of today
                   Cm
They think they're so damn profound
              C
You give them one slim book of Kerouac
            G
And they're ready to expound
       G
On the way of the world
    Cm
On what makes things art
              C
They couldn't find their way around Kentucky
       G
On the map of a human heart

[Bridge]

         Em7  D   C
So it's out of my hands
          Em7               D         C
I'm not a god 'cause I will never be a man
           Am7            D           Am7               D
And so I'm telling everybody, "I've learnt to fill the hole"
     Am7             D              Am7           D7
I'm baking cakes on Sunday for the teatime of my soul

[Chorus]

F           C               G    Gsus2
If I had a gun, I think I'm able
F           C               G     Gsus2
If I had a gun, I'd know what to do
F           C               G
If I had a gun, I would be perfectly unstable
     Em                                   A
Well nothing really changes, then, that's true
   Am                                    D
Oh Heidi, I am many things, but I thank God I'm not like you

[Middle 8]

       Gm/C
'Cause I have a heart
 G
I think it beats
 Gm/C               G
I don't say things I do not mean
 Cm
To appear clever
 G       D   F
Heidi, I'm not you
 G            D          F
Maybe that's strange to you
 G      D       F       Fmaj7    Fmaj9
Maybe I'm just strange...

[Guitar solo, same as first lines of chorus]

[Chorus]

F           C               G    Gsus2
If I had a gun, I think I'm able
F           C               G     Gsus2
If I had a gun, I'd know what to do
F           C               G
If I had a gun, I would be perfectly unstable
     Em                                   A
Well nothing really changes, then, that's true
   Am                                    D
Oh Heidi, I am many things, but I thank God I'm not like you