No you're not great
But you sure take the cake
When it comes to being fake
You're the best

No, I'm not dead
I'm the next best thing instead
I am comfortable in bed
Take off your dress

Oh, I wonder if god can read?
Oh, I wonder if god can see?
Oh, I wonder if god can
Handle me?

I like crime alright
Like the dot inside your eye
Oh it hurts to be alive
Doesn't it?

Catherine, blame discomfort on your friends
May our happiness contend
With our shit

Oh, I wonder if god can read?
Oh, I wonder if god can see?
Oh, I wonder if god can
Handle me?