G#m             B
Subah utha khola akhbaar
E                                F#
Padh ke khabar hiley bheje ke taar
G#m                            B
Kal ek bhashan mein jaana pada yaar
E                                          F#
Bore hoke aankhein bandh hui ek baar
G#m                               B
Do minute ki jhapki ki, Photo lag gayi chaar
E                                    F#
“Baba pee ke out”, Aisa chhapa samachar
G#m                                  B
Chhapa samachar, chhapa chapa samachar
E                                        F#
Chhapa samachar, chhapa chapa samachar
G#m                                B
Jab samachaar ka writer dhoondha yaar
E                                     F#
Saalon ne likha tha “sutron ke anusaar”
G#m                     B
Saala “Mr Sutro” kaun hai yaar
E                                   F#
Kaun hai jo banata hai raai ka pahaad
G#m                             B
Ek bola headline mein dus ho gaya


[Chorus]
E                             F#
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya
G#m                         B
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya…
E                               F#
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya
N.C.
According to sources…(abbe chup!) Yeah yeah…(Abhi bas ho gaya!)


[Verse]
G#m
Jo bhi limelight mein
E
Wo sutron ki side mein
C#
Kaun sa bakra kab katega
E
Kab hoga shaamil woh
F#                 G#m B E F#
Sutron ki diet mein


[Verse]
        G#                  B
Chhapi jmiski khabar bani uski Qabar
      E              F#
Kisi highcourt ka usko nahi darr
G#m                B
Loop mein ghuma ke ek jhooth baar baar
 E          F#
Baar baar… baar baar…
G#m                     B
Loop mein ghuma ke ek jhooth baar baar
E                        F#
Sacchai ka diya usne pichhwada faad


[Pre-Chorus]
G#m                     B
Jhooth itna dohraya ki sach ho gaya
E                    F#
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya


[Chorus]
E                             F#
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya
G#m                         B
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya…
E                               F#
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya
E                             F#
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya
G#m                         B
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya…
E                               F#
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya


[Verse]
N.C.
Then one day,
G#m                B
Maine pakda ek reporter ko
E                 F#
Bola sambhal apne sutron ko
G#m                      B
Tera bhi toh hoga saala ghar parivar
E                        F#
Mujhe bhi toh chain se jeene de na yaar please!


[Instrumental]
G#m B E F#


[Verse]
     G#m                B
“Saala tension mein jeeta hoon
 E            F#
Car mein rota hoon
G#m             B
Neend ki goli khaa ke bhi
E               F#
Ek pal naa sota hoon”
G#m
Yeh sunke pata hai reporter kya bola
G#m
Kya bola?


[Verse]
G#m
Wo ho ho…
         B
I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry
        E
Main khush huaa
    F#
Bolo chalo end of story
         B
I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry
        E
Main khush huaa
    F#                G#m
Bolo chalo end of story


[Verse]
G#m
But saala phir agle din
G#m          B
Subah utha khola akhbaar
E                    F#
Padhke khabar hiley bheje ke taar
G#m          B
Reporter ne kiya chamatkaar
E                F#
Pata hai kya chhapa iss baar?
G#m               B
“Neend ki goliyan khaa ke hazaar
E                F#
Baba attempts suicide in the car”
G#m
Breaking News!
B                            E
Baba attempts suicide in the car
E                   F#
[Ha ha ha Iski maa k]i!


[Verse]
G#m                 B
Jab samachar ka writer dhoondha yaar
  E                  F#
Phir se likha tha “sutron ke anusaar”
G#m                     B
Nangaai ki saale tune haddh kar di paar
E                    F#
Jeete jee photo pe chadha diya haar
G#m                    B
Acchi khaasi life ka circus ho gaya


[Chorus]
E                             F#
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya
G#m                         B
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya…
E                               F#
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya
G#m                       B
Jhooth itna dohraya ki sach ho gaya
E                      F#
Baba bolta hai abhi, bass ho gaya
G#m                   B
Achi khaasi life ka circus ho gaya
E                    F$
Baba bolta hai abhi, bass ho gaya!


[Instrumental]
G#m B E F#


[Outro]
E                             F#
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya
G#m                         B
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya…
E                               F#
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya