A              E            A 
Yeah, baby I'm a'doin' fine since you left me 
                                E           A 
And my friends seem to think I have alot more time 
      D                            A   
And as far as I'm concerned, all the money that I earn 
          E                  D  A E 
Well it's goin' to that little 1-900 line. 
 
         A                     E              A 
Well she said I was the greatest lover she'd ever heard 
                        E               A 
And she said that I had too much love for you 
          D                           A 
And for a small five dollar cover, she'd be my long distance lover 
       E                      D              A 
And as long as I pay her, she'll never say we're through. 
 
             D                A   
- Cause I'm a 1-900 user and a telephone abuser, 
          E                        D           A 
Yeah, but I've got an eight-hundred dollar credit line. 
          D                                  A 
Yeah, and I've got you to thank dear, that the money in my bank here 
          E                  D             A 
Well it's goin' to that little girl out in Caroline. - 
 
         A                 E            A 
Well she said that her phone name, it was Madonna 
                          E                  A 
And she said that she was just like a virgin, too. 
               D                                 A 
Said, "I don't care about your ole virginity, just boost my masculinity 
    E               D                 A 
And tell me that your love, well it's so true. 
 
             D               A   
- Cause I'm a 1-900 user and a telephone abuser, 
          E                        D          A 
Yeah, but I've got an eight-hundred dollar credit line. 
          D                                   A 
Yeah, and I've got you to thank dear, that the money in my bank here 
          E                  D              A 
Well it's goin' to that little girl out in Caroline. - 
 
D  A  E  D  A  D  A  E  D  A  
 
A                E           A 
Baby, I'm a'doin' fine since you left me 
                          E            A 
And I'm glad that you just up and let me be 
           D                          A 
Yeah, and you can tell your mother, I've done found me another 
       E               D             A 
And I wouldn't call even if you were toll free. 
 
             D              A  
- Cause I'm a 1-900 user and a telephone abuser, 
          E                       D          A 
Yeah, but I've got an nine-hundred dollar credit line. 
          D                                 A 
Yeah, and I've got you to thank dear, that the money in my bank here 
          E                  D              A 
Well it's goin' to that little girl out in Caroline. 
          E                  D              A 
Yeah it's goin' to that little girl out in Caroline. -