[Intro] G  D  C 
        C  D  G 

G            D
A man walks down the street
       C          D
He says why am I soft in the middle now
G         D
Why am I soft in the middle
C               D
The rest of my life is so hard
G          D
I need a photo-opportunity
C                   D
I want a shot at redemption
G                      D
Dont want to end up a cartoon
    C          D
In a cartoon graveyard
 G           D
Bonedigger, bonedigger
C             D
Dogs in the moonlight
G     D      C        D
Far away my well-lit door
     G          D
Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly
 C                D
Get these mutts away from me
      G           D                C         D
You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore

G               D
If youll be my bodyguard
C              D    G    D    C D
I can be your long lost pal
G               D
I can call you Betty
     C              D
And Betty when you call me
         G          D C D
You can call me Al

G            D
A man walks down the street
       C          D
He says why am I short of attention
G            D
Got a short little span of attention
       C          D
And wo my nights are so long
G            D
Wheres my wife and family
       C          D
What if I die here
G            D
Wholl be my role-model
       C          D
Now that my role-model is
G            D
Gone, gone
       C          D
He ducked back down the alley
G            D            C          D
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
G            D
All along, along
               C           D
There were incidents and accidents

There were hints and allegations

G               D
If youll be my bodyguard
C              D    G    D    C D
I can be your long lost pal
G               D
I can call you Betty
     C              D
And Betty when you call me
         G    D   C  D
You can call me  Al
        G   D C D
Call me Al

[Solo] G  C  D  G  C  G
       G  C  D  G  C  G 
       G  C  D  G  C  G
       G  C  D  G  C  G
       G  C  D  G  C  G
       G  C  D  G  C  G
       G  C  D  G  C  G
       G  C  D  G  C  G

G            D
A man walks down the street
       C          D
Its a street in a strange world
G            D
Maybe its the Third World
       C          D
Maybe its his first time around
G            D
He doesnt speak the language
       C          D
He holds no currency
G            D
He is a foreign man
       C          D
He is surrounded by
G            D
The sound, the sound
       C          D
Cattle in the marketplace
G            D               C          D
Scatterlings and orphanages
G            D
He looks around, around
       C          D
He sees angels in the architecture
G            D
Spinning in infinity
       C          D
He says Amen and Hallelujah!

G               D
If youll be my bodyguard
C              D    G    D    C D
I can be your long lost pal
G               D
I can call you Betty
     C              D
And Betty when you call me
         G          D C D
You can call me Al