E5
She drives a new car, wears expensive blouses
               A5                    E5
She tells her mama, she’s cleanin’ houses
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She goes out witnessing, doin’ the Lords work all week
              E5                       F#m
But on the weekends, she’s makin’ ends meet

Chorus:
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Joanie… the Jehovah’s witness stripper
        A5                          E5
Put a dollar in her G-string… and she’ll deliver
        E5         A5           E5     A5
If her daddy only knew, he’d probably kill her
E5            F#m                Em
Joanie… the Jehovah’s witness stripper

E5
One night down at the club, her daddy walked in
             A5                     E5
He didn’t recognize, his daughter dancin’
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She wore a blonde wig, he had sun-glasses
              E5                 F#m
When she got naked, he started clappin’

Chorus: (Repeat)

Bridge:
        A5                           E5
If you ask her why she does it, she looks at it this way
               A5                              E5
She says I’m countin’ all my blessings, every night when I get paid
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She once lived in poverty, now everything’s alright
           F#m
The Lord showed her how to make a thousand dollars in a night