A
 He's gonna kill me,
D                          F#m
 I said I'd change it to John
D
 Fuck it


[Verse 1]

          A
Does your mum still buy your clothes?
          D
'Cause I know you're still at home
                F#m                                      D
You're gettin' too old, all your money's rolled up your nose
            A
How's your business workin' out?
         D
Such an entrepreneur clown
        F#m                                   D
"How to win friends, influence them" let you down
      A
And I heard you're gettin' drunk at bars still
 D
Overdrawing credit card bills
F#m                                 D
Slot machines, casinos, what's your deal?
              A                        D
'Cause you're living like a baller on a budget of 'bout twenty dollars
F#m                      D
Plus my rent money you "Borrowed"


[Chorus]

      A
And I think maybe you're lost
    D
I'm exhaustеd always cutting you off
F#m                     N.C.
 Stop calling me, Josh
    A
And I don't wanna talk
            D
When you're knocking off drunk at four o'clock
F#m
 I thought you wеre blocked
N.C.                           A D F#m
Fuck off, stop calling me, Josh

D
 Fuck off, stop calling me, Josh


[Verse 2]

  A
I know you only call
      D
Tryna patch things up and all
      F#m                                       D
Maybe start with all the holes you left in the wall
      A
And I think you're kinda narcissistic
D                              F#m                        D
You should see a therapist it's getting all kinds of ridiculous
      A
And I know you're gonna hear this song
   D
On all the playlists it comes on
    F#m
And all the girls who've dated Josh will
D
 Sing a long and say


[Chorus]

      A
And I think maybe you're lost
    D
I'm exhaustеd always cutting you off
F#m                     N.C.
 Stop calling me, Josh
    A
And I don't wanna talk
            D
When you're knocking off drunk at four o'clock
F#m
 I thought you wеre blocked
N.C.                           A D F#m
Fuck off, stop calling me, Josh

D                                A D F#m
 Fuck off, stop calling me, Josh
D
 Fuck off, stop calling me Josh


[Chorus]

      A
And I think maybe you're lost
    D
I'm exhaustеd always cutting you off
F#m                    D
 Stop calling me, Josh
    A
And I don't wanna talk
            D
When you're knocking off drunk at four o'clock
F#m
 I thought you wеre blocked
Bm             D
Fuck off, stop calling me, Josh