I know you've never tried something like this
That's why I'm super into it
I've done it once or twice, okay more like six
That's fine, I'll be your guide
Tell me you like it

Can you have me hands free
I don't mind a little imitation, plant based meat
And you can call me princess
I'll bow down to your royal harness (ow!)

Artificial sweetener, who knew that it'd be sweeter
Come touch me sweet n low
With a dash of Stevia, now loving you is easier
Come touch me sweet n low

Lets do it, you can choose the way we try it
No handlebars yeah, I wanna ride it
You look so pretty on top of me, or underneath
You can swap me
Call that a verse over a pop beat

Can you have me hands free
I don't mind a little imitation, plant based meat
And you can call me princess
I'll bow down to your royal harness (ow!)

Artificial sweetener, who knew that it'd be sweeter
Come touch me sweet n low
With a dash of Stevia, now loving you is easier
Come touch me sweet n low (touch me sweet n low)

Sweet n low
(Touch me sweet n low)
Sweet n low
(Sweet n low)

I don't mind a little plastic
Want your Barbie doll attachment
Sugar free but just as sweet
I can't believe it's Beyond meat
Take me, climb into the car
This princess wand is fairly knighted
Better version, never know
Touch me sweet n low
(Sweet n low)

With a dash of Stevia, now loving you is easier
Come touch me sweet n low (come touch me sweet n low)

Sweet n low
(Come touch me sweet n low)
Sweet n low
Come touch me sweet n low