Dr McKew what will you do
If your billy goat won't eat stew

I will give him cheesecake
(He will give him cheesecake)
Twice every day

But Dr McKew what will you do
If your billy goat won't eat stew

I will give him cheesecake
(He will give him cheesecake)
I will give him creampuffs
(He will give him creampuffs)
Twice every day

But Dr McKew what will you do
If your billy goat won't eat stew

I will give him cheesecake
(He will give him cheesecake)
I will give him creampuffs
(He will give him creampuffs)
I will give him popcorn
(He will give him popcorn)
Twice every day

But Dr McKew what will you do
If your billy goat won't eat stew

I will give him cheesecake
(He will give him cheesecake)
I will give him creampuffs
(He will give him creampuffs)
I will give him popcorn
(He will give him popcorn)
I will give him jellybeans
(He will give him jellybeans)
Twice every day

But Dr McKew what will you do
If your billy goat won't eat stew

Put him on a diet and then
Trade him in for a new one