G
It was a used car dealers election
        A
And the choice was rather small
    D7
The boys agreed it's the war we need
                           G
So there's no president at all
G                   E
Here's to Nixon and Agnew
             A
They are the stars of the stage and screen
     D7                                                  G
It's not since Laurel and Hardy have I laughed so hard I screamed