Secret Sam in my backpack and nobody knows
It's my protection it's my number one toy
It just takes a minute to get it assembled
Then watch out punks
I'll be cleaning out the ghettoes
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Secret Sam has a laser powered scope
I could pick off cops at ten clicks or more
With a folding stock and a removable barrel
Secret Sam is better than bows and arrows
Hey
It's Secret Sam! (4x)
Sitting in the classroom taking an exam
Teacher caught me cheating and out comes Sam
One shot, point blank now teacher's dead
Looks like Secret Sam gonna save the day