I can't sing
I can't dance
Can barely sing a song
So sing along
And noone will notice
I can't sing
I can't write
Can barely sing a song
So sing along
And noone will notice
Which makes it simply not true
Simply not true

I can't dance
I don't drink
I do smoke a bit
To hell with it
As long as noone will notice
I can't sing
I can't write
Just help me sing a song
Just sing along
So noone will notice
And make it simply not true
Simply not true
And make it simply not true