E                 C#m            A
I wish that I could be as basic as you
E              C#m                A
Happy snapping filtered photos of food
     E                   C#m               A
Your small talk makes me turn to substance abuse
              E              C#m           A
'Cause you're way more funny on a xanny or two

[Pre-Chorus]
E   C#m                 A
I'm never gonna be like you
E   C#m                 A
I'm never gonna be like you
F#m
How do you feel under all that concealer?
A
Are you breathing?

[Chorus]
E             C#m
I can be your friend
      A
If we just play pretend
E                  C#m
Fatal 'cause we're femme
        A
Turning boys into men
E             C#m
We're getting high
   A
On sororicide
      E             C#m
Yeah, I can be your friend
      A
If we just play pretend

[Post-Chorus]
E  C#m       A
       If we just play pretend
E  C#m       A
       If we just play pretend

[Verse 2]
E                 C#m         A
Branded with your feminist tattoo
        E                  C#m                  A
But you plump your lips to look just like Betty Boop
E                C#m                 A
Heather, tell me what is your father wound?
  E                C#m             A
I hate that I just wanna look like you

[Pre-Chorus]
E   C#m                 A
I'm never gonna be like you
E   C#m                 A
I'm never gonna be like you
F#m
How do you feel under all that concealer?
A
Are you breathing?

[Chorus]
E             C#m
I can be your friend
      A
If we just play pretend
E                  C#m
Fatal 'cause we're femme
        A
Turning boys into men
E             C#m
We're getting high
   A
On sororicide
      E             C#m
Yeah, I can be your friend
      A
If we just play pretend

[Post-Chorus]
E  C#m       A
       If we just play pretend
E  C#m       A
       If we just play pretend
E  C#m       A
       If we just play pretend
E  C#m       A
       If we just play pretend
E  C#m       A
       If we just play pretend
E  C#m       A                  E
       If we just play pretend