C                                      F                  C
Ever since I was kissed off, I've been more than slightly pissed off
                                        G
So I wrote this song to tell you how I feel

C                                      F                  C
Sure it's true you're pretty You're charming, warm, and witty
                         G                  C
But other than that, you just ain't no big deal.

[Chorus]
F                     C       F                C
So darlin', here's my message Read it loud and clear
         F                 C                                G
Get your head out of your ass and get your ass right out of here
              F                  C         F                C
Cause there's no percentage in this There ain't nothin' to be won
F                 C                G              C
Lovin' you's the dumbest fuckin' thing I've ever done.

[Instrumental]
C F C G C x2

[Verse]
C                                     F                  C
Well I placed you high above me    I let you push and shove me
                                        G
Like a lovesick fool, I took it all in stride
  C                      F                C
I let you annoy me But I won't let you destroy me
                             G                 C
And this song is proof that I've still got my pride

[Chorus]
F                     C       F                C
So darlin', here's my message Read it loud and clear
         F                 C                                G
Get your head out of your ass and get your ass right out of here
              F                  C         F                C
Cause there's no percentage in this There ain't nothin' to be won
F                 C                G              C
Lovin' you's the dumbest fuckin' thing I've ever done.
       F                 C                G              C
I said lovin' you's the dumbest fuckin' thing I've ever done.