G You've heard songs about truck drivers Em many times their story's told A7 How they pulled out of Pittsburg D7 for six days on the road G 'Bout that feather river canyon Em and a-climbing' that ol grapevine A7 That old roadhouse down in Texas D7 and the girls they left behind G You've heard their tales of daring Em and I think that's just fine C G but if you could spare a minute D7 G well I'd like to tell you mine [Chorus] C G There'd be no truck driver's if it wasn't for us trucks D7 G no double-clutching gear jammin' coffee drinking nuts C G they'll drive their way to glory and they have all the luck C there'd be no truck drivers if it wasn't D G for us trucks [Verse 2] Spoken: Em Well there he sits in that cafe Em drinkin coffee and tellin lies Em Prob'ly telling 'em 'bout that hill Em we topped ten miles back Em Otta tell'em how he missed a gear Em and that Volkswagon bus full of Em Hippies passed us like I was sittin' Em up on jacks Em Or how we took that curve over on 66 Em Hadn'y been for me hangin on the shoulder Em G We'd a both wound up in the ditch [Verse 3] Sing: G If we're on time he takes the credit Em if we're late I get the blame A7 Up those hills with shutters open D7 My stacks a-runnin' flame G My tach' runnin red-line Em suckin' diesel from the tanks A7 Well I'll take him south and bring him back D7 without a word of thanks G Em Well now you've heard my story and I guess it's my tough luck C G D7 There'd be no truck drivers if it wasn't G for us trucks [Chorus] C G There'd be no truck driver's if it wasn't D7 G no double-clutching gear jammin' coffee drinking nuts C G they'll drive their way to glory and they have all the luck C there'd be no truck drivers if it wasn't D7 G for us trucks [Verse 4] Spoken: Em Look at him sippin' coffee and flirting Em with that waitress Em And where do you think he left me? Em That's right, next to a cattle truck (moo) Em Why couldn't he have put me over there Em next to that little pink Mack? Em Gosh she's got pretty mud-flaps Em And talk about stacked, they're both chromed Em Well he'll be coming out in a minute and he'll Em get that bar and he'll go around and beat on my tires Em You know for two pints of diesel Em I'd have a flat on the inside dual Em Ha! Boy that'd fix him Em I never did like the way he drives anyhow Em Thinks he's God's gift of waitresses Em He never gives 'em a tip Em Well I know what he's going to do now Em Take out that tape cartidge of Buck Owens Em and play it again Em I don't know why he don't get a Em Merle Haggard tape.... Em (fade out)