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Lucy went out on a date, they parked in Lover's Lane
 A             D   A         G          D
Makin' out to Dion and the radio broke in
 B         G      A          G       D         A
Said a one-armed lunatic was on the loose and Lucy freaked
 B         G      A               G       D           A
Peeled out, tires spinnin' crazy, that's what we call Plan 13, Hey!


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Back as themselves, back at Lucy's, under the street lights
 A             D   A          G                 D
Lucy walked around the car to kiss her goon goodnight
 B         G      A               G       D           A
A bloody hook was hangin' from the handle gleamin', out of scene
 B         G      A               G       D           A
Lucy dropped dead on the spot, man that's what we call Plan 13, Hey!


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  Go!

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 A             D   A          G                 D
Sue was babysitting, getting freaky calls all night
 A             D   A          G                 D
The operator said, "We'll trace him, keep him on the line"
 B         G      A               G       D           A
Call came in, "He's upstairs in the house!" the operator screamed
 B         G      A               G       D           A
Sue ran out, the cops showed up, the kids were dead, that's Plan 13, Hey!


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