F Well he was bragging ‘bout investments She was talking ‘bout ozempic Bb And the dinner had a guestlist Guess it's hell on earth F He told her she seemed unstable She got up and left the table Bb Guess it's hard to find an angel When it's hell on earth F Hell on earth Bb (Oooh, ooh, ooohh, oh) (Alright) F Sometimes it gets so hard to listen They send food back to the kitchen Bb Said they wanted something different Could you get much worse F Came to dinner as a favor But it's feeling more like labor Bb So I told ‘em: See ya later Gave ‘em hell on earth C Well, I tried my best tonight Bb Don't know what for C I click my heels three times, oh Bb Am Gm We’re not in Kansas anymore F C Bb Am Gm Take me hooooo-ooo-ooo-oooome F C Bb Am Gm Take me hooooo-ooo-ooo-oooome F Take me home F It's the way they never struggled Bills have always gotten paid Bb Pockets never been in trouble Unemployed and unashamed F I'm the child of my mother New England born and raised Bb Where the common sense is common as a nose job in LA C Well, I tried my best to find Bb What I came here for C I pass the welcome sign Bb Am Gm As I'm walking out the door F C Bb Am Gm Take me hooooo-ooo-ooo-oooome F C Bb Am Gm Take me hooooo-ooo-ooo-oooome Am Take me home Bb I know it's time to go C When there's cocaine on the nose Bb And they start asking who you know at the table Am Grab my coat Bb Skip the goodbye, hit the road C Swear they wouldn't even noticed Bb If I never even showed So F C Bb Am Gm Take me hooooo-ooo-ooo-oooome F C Bb Am Gm Take me hooooo-ooo-ooo-oooome (Hey) F C Bb Am Gm Take me hooooo-ooo-ooo-oooome F C Bb Am Gm Take me hooooo-ooo-ooo-oooome F Take me home