You're sittin' there yakkin' right in my face
I guess i'm goin' to have to put you in your place
You know if silence was golden
You couldn't raise a dime
Because your mind is on vacation and your
Mouth is working overtime

You're quotin' figures - and namin' names
You're tellin' stories - about dames
You're over laughin' when things ain't funny
You're just tryin' to sound like big big money
You know if talk was criminal
You would lead a life of crime

Life is short - talk cheap
Don't be makin' promises that, you can't keep
If you don't like this song I'm singing
Just grin and bear it...
All i can say is if the shoe fits - wear it...
And if you must keep talkin', please
try to make it rhyme
Because your mind is on vacation and your
mouth is working overtime...