C
Be, be, be, be compe- ('petent)
G
Be, be, be, be compe- ('petent)
C
Be, be, be, be compe- ('petent)
D
Be, be, be, be, like ('petent)

C
What's a way to be, be, be ('petent)
G
Like, what's a way to be, be, be ('petent)
C
Like, what's a way to be, be, be ('petent)
G                        D
Like, what's a way to just be competent?

C
-Ble, -ble, competent
G
-Ble, -ble, compe-, compe-
C
-Ble, -ble, compe-, compe-
D
-Ble, -ble, compe-, compe-

 C                G
Be, be, be, be compe- ('petent)
 C               G
Be, be, be, be compe- ('petent)
 C         G
Be, be ('petent)

  C                G
Just watch me moving far away
   C               D
Nobody even knows my name, and
 C                 G
No one suspects that I'm not fine, and
 C             D
Nobody outs behavioral Frankenstein

  C              G
Just look at Victor in L. A
 C             D
And Syd with the Y at you of A
  C                 G
And all the majors at the labels
 C                 D
Rebootin' soon as I am able

 C                G
Every other day, I'm wonderin'
 C              D                    c
What's a human being gotta be like?
                  G
What's a way to just be competent?
C                       D
These sweet instincts ruin my life

C                 G
Every other day, I'm wonderin'
 C                   D
Was it a mistake to try and define
  C                 G
What I'm certain's mad incompetence?
C                       D
These sweet instincts ruin my life

C                  G
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
 C                 D
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
C                  G
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
C                      D
These sweet instincts ruin my life

C                  G
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
C                   D
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
 C                G
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
 C                   D
These sweet instincts ruin my life