Whoa is me I've got the flu and I don't know what to do
So I'll sit around my house all day in my achy, my achy way

I went to my family doctor and just as I suspect
My insurance, it won't cover me because it hasn't gone into effect

It could be more than just the flu it could be bronchitis or laryngitis too
Because I'm chilling so much I'm sweating from all my pores
And to top it all off I've got canker sores

My aching chest, my aching head my aching back, oh where's my bed
My aching hair that's on my arms turn off the alarm I'm sleeping in
My aching thumb, my aching bum my aching eye, I'm gonna die
My aching ear, now I can't hear I'm fading fast

Whoa is me I've got the flu and I don't know what to do
So I'll sit around my house all day in my achy, my achy way
I don't want to sit around my house all day I'd rather go outside and play