[Intro] D  Bm  Em  A
        D  Bm  Em  A

[Primera Parte]

D                       Bm
If you were a wise man, baby, you would

Drop
Em                         A
Every other ho, ho, ho and put me on

Top
D                             Bm
Up there on your tree, better treat me

Like a star
Em
Spend your cookie dough, dough, dough
A
Spend it on my heart

[Pre-Estribillo]

         G             Gm
Fuck the jet, send the sleigh
       F#m
It's a packed holiday, and I got
A
Options, babe (Aah)

[Estribillo]

   D               Bm
If you don't wanna buy me presents
Em                            A
Drink me like a warm glass of milk
   D                Bm
If you're not gonna race here from the
Em                    A
North Pole to Beverly Hills

[Pós-Refrão]

        F#m              Em
Just to keep my stocking filled
      A                   D
Well, I know somebody who will
              Bm
(Somebody who will, uh-huh, somebody
    Em                 A
Who will, somеbody who will)

(Buy me presents, baby)

[Segunda Parte]

D
  Hе's a little bit older (Like super
Bm
Old)
                       Em
Got a bit of a dad bod
                               A
From a city that's colder (Brr)
                          D
But damn' it, he's so hot

He knows when I'm sleepin' (Sleepin')
Bm
   And he knows when I'm no-ot
Em
   Haven't like seen him in a while
                   A
He's probably just busy at his workshop

[Pre-Estribillo]

         G
Fuck the jet (Fuck the jet), send the
Gm
Sleigh (Send the sleigh)
       F#m
It's a packed holiday, and I got
A
Options, babe (No, ooh)

[Estribillo]

   D               Bm
If you don't wanna buy me presents
Em                            A
Drink me like a warm glass of milk

(Ooh)
   D                            Bm
If you're not gonna (Not gonna) race
              Em                    A
Here from the North Pole to Beverly

Hills (Beverly Hills)

[Pós-Refrão]

        F#m              Em
Just to keep my stocking filled 

(So Filled)
      A                   D
Well, I know somebody who will

(Somebody who wiil)
              Bm                 Em
(Somebody who will, somebody who will
             A
Somebody who will)

(Buy me presents, baby)

( F  Dm  Gm  C )
( F  Dm  Gm  A )

[Estribillo]

   D               Bm
If you don't wanna buy me presents
Em                            A
Drink me like a warm glass of milk

(Drink me like a warm glass of milk)
   D                      Bm
If you're not gonna (Ooh) race here
         Em                    A
From the North Pole to Beverly Hills

[Pós-Refrão]

        F#m              Em
Just to keep my stocking filled (Ooh
Ooh)
    
Oh, I know somebody who will