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[Verse 1]
G                             A
Last time I was drunk in Minneapolis
  G                             A
I swore I wouldn't end up here again
  G                                A
Essentially, the drunkenness just happens
   G                                 A
In minutes from the moment that you land


[Pre-Chorus]
                 Bm       A
'Cause you gotta act like
            Bm         A
It doesn't spin you out
               Bm        A
That no one's saying
             Bm            A
What they're thinking 'bout


[Chorus]
G                         A
  Of course, I brought an elephant
G                       A
  To the most delicate place
    G                        A
You cannot make everyone happy
     G                               A
But you can force a smile on their face
                 Bm     A
Just place your fingers
             Bm              A
On each side of their mouths
                 Bm      A
And pull towards Heaven
            Bm             A
Until thеir teeth peak out
           G          A
I reset my tolеrance
                   G         A
Now it's easier to fail the audience
            G         A               Bm         A
If you call on me, I will pray for a fire drill


[Outro]
        Bm            A               Bm        A
If you call on me, I will pray for a fire drill
                 Bm     A
And pull towards Heaven
             Bm             A
Until their teeth peak out