She's got six-inch stilettos
Silky hair, black as coal
Kind of lover that'll throw you down
And shock you right into your soul
Pale skin, like the moonlight
Long legs make a grown man cry
This girl will fly right into your heart
And keep sucking till the blood runs dry!

She's a real vampire
A creature of the night
Grab your holy water and your crucifix
And everything's gonna be alright
She's a heart-breaker
And she'll break your ear bones too
This girl's acting straight-up batty now
And all night she gonna come for you

Now, I took her out to dinner
You won't believe what I saw
She refused to eat the garlic bread
And the sirloin steak cooked raw
Went on back to her place
Down in little Transylvania
She had an iron maiden and a stretching rack
And more things that'll pain ya
She invited me back to her chamber
Five minutes soon come around
This girl, a special kind of freak
She on the bed hanging upside-down!

She's a real vampire
A creature of the night
So grab your holy water and your crucifix
And everything's gonna be alright
She's a heart-breaker
And she'll break your ear bones too
This girl's acting straight-up batty now
And all night she gonna come for you

She tried to attack me
Cut me up like cheese that's Swiss
Then I pull the curtain and upon the sunrise
She turned into a crisp
So find yourself a partner
Who loves you back the same
Steer away from the bloodsuckers
And their demon eyes and fangs!

She's a real vampire
A creature of the night
Grab your holy water and your crucifix
And everything's gonna be alright
She's a heart-breaker
And she'll break your ear bones too
This girl's acting straight-up batty now
And all night she gonna come for you