A           F#                  B            D
Sometimes I wonder what it'd be like to be a girl.
A                   F#                   B                      D
Everything would be different - it would change around my whole world.
F#             B      E            A       G#
I think I'd be cleaner if I had no wiener,
F#              B                    E
Cuz I'd spend a lot more time in the shower.

[Verse 1 end fill]
E|----------|
B|----------|
G|-9--8--9--|
D|----------|
A|-7--6--7--|
E|----------|

              

[Verse 2]
A              F#     B                             D
I'd act like a psycho, and blame it on my menstrual cycle.
A        F#            B                          D
I'd be a class-A bitch, and have excuses for when my moods switch.
F#            B   E                        A    G#
I'd fake an orgasm to make you feel like a gladiator,
F#                B                  E
Then I'd finish myself off with a vibrator.



[Bridge]
D               E                  A
I'd let you hit on me and buy me a drink.
        F#                  B
I don't care what you might think,
                 D                   E
Cuz I know you'd have no chance with me.



[Solo]
   A           F#           B            D            
E|---------------------------------------10-10-10-10-9-----|
B|-10~~10-9-10--------------12~~12-11-12---------------12--|
G|-------------11~~11-10-11--------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------|

   A           F#           B            D            
E|---------------------------------------------------------|
B|-10~~10-9-10--------------12~~12-12-12-15~-14~-----------|
G|-------------11~~11-10-11----------------------11~~~~----|
D|---------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------|



[Verse 3]
F#           B        E                       A      G#
I'll ask you questions that you don't want to answer - 
F#                         B                            E
Can we talk? When will you be home? Do you think I look fat in this dress?



[Outro]
   A           F#           D            E            
E|---------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------11------------------------9-----------------|
D|-7-----------11-----------12-----------9-----------------| x4
A|-7-----------9------------12-----------7-----------------|
E|-5------------------------10-----------------------------|

                                        "If I was a girl"

[Riff over outro]
   A           F#          D           E            
E|---------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------6--7--9--7--6-------------------6-7-6-------------|
D|-7--9-----------------9--9--9--9--9--9-------9-7---------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------|