Pull down that hood, you'll offend that horse!
Can't tell the difference between you and your wife!
How are those hourly beatings you receive?
Less orgasmic than what you used to give?
Not so much fun now with the tables turned!
No coherent friends here,
yours only neigh and bah.
You're worse than the internet!
Someone took a giant stamp to your forehead,
"Ironic, eh?"!