It doesn't matter where you live,
we're coming for you.
Board the windows, gather supplies,
have hot, passionate, good-bye sex.
It won't matter.
Ohio, Virginia, New Jersey, Georgia, Pennsylvania,
New York, Utah, Texas, Canada, England, Australia, New Zealand.
There's no safe haven.
You're on the list.
Nothing can stop the inevitable.
(spoken:)Except pop rocks and butter.